Back to back profitable matchdays have us back in the black at the books with two weeks remaining. As the season comes to a conclusion, make sure you consider motivations for all 30 teams in the home stretch.
The official league injury report for Saturday’s games came out Friday afternoon, let’s dive into the Week 34 picks.
Pick’Em Entry of the week
Unfortunately, Underdog Fantasy has decided to exit the MLS prop pick’em market at this time. So we’re going to pick things back up on PrizePicks for the time being. If you want to play along with us, you can sign up for PrizePicks through this link.
Because of the split slate and early start times this weekend, PrizePicks doesn’t have any MLS offerings with less than two and a half hours until the first match kicks off. We’ll be back with a Decision Day entry to try to finish the pick’em season in the black.
Results
Last Week: -1 U
Season: -1.87 U
Week 34 Picks
FC Dallas
ML -130
The midweek home loss at the hands of the Columbus Crew was a big setback in Frisco’s quest for the number one seed in the Western Conference. But they surely have an easier task than the team they’re chasing (Vancouver, who host Seattle Sounders) this weekend. FC Dallas will take on Wooden Spoon favorites Sporting Kansas City and though they’re on the road, SKC has been the worst home side in MLS this season, with just 13 points from 16 games at Sporting Park. Dallas on the other hand have the sixth best road record in the league, with 25 points from their 16 away fixtures. We’ll take Dallas to earn a road win in the penultimate game of the season.
NYCFC To Win + LA Galaxy To Win
Parlay +102
Very simple formula for our favorites parlay this weekend. Both NYCFC and LA Galaxy are teams sitting on the fringe of the wild card spots in their respective conferences and they each host an eliminated side on Saturday. The Pigeons welcome CF Montreal to Citi Field, who will continue to be without Price Owusu, among others. Montreal are also the worst road side in MLS this season, with just eight points from their 16 away games. The Galaxy on the other hand will welcome Austin FC to Carson. The visitors were eliminated on Wednesday and have nothing to play for. The Galaxy meanwhile have to win to guarantee that they stay alive for a postseason berth headed into Decision Day. Pairing these two teams together gives us an even money parlay for Saturday.
CIN/PHI O 2.5 + NSH/NYRB O 2.5
Parlay +101
We’re also going to place an alt totals parlay that straddles the Saturday and Sunday slates. First is FC Cincinnati hosting Philadelphia Union and if you frequent the picks here in The North End you know that we love a Knifey Lions over. Cincy games have seen 4.34 goals per match this season and have gone over this number in 23 of 32 games this season. Union matches on the other hand have gone over this number in 22 of 32 games in 2026 and see an average of 3.5 goals per game.
Then on Sunday we’ll go back to the Supporters’ Shield champions as Nashville hosts New York Red Bulls. The visitors need a result to guarantee that they’ll have something to play for on Decision Day, while the home side need four points over their last two games to beat the MLS regular season points record. Nashville average 2.8 goals per game at home this season and could potentially go over this number themselves. Slap these two totals together and we’ve got our second even money parlay of the weekend.
Inter Miami
ML +125
Inter Miami are the best road team in MLS this season, recording 30 points from their 16 away fixtures. They’re in a battle with the New England Revolution for the second seed in the Eastern Conference and trail the Revs by two points headed into the weekend. These two teams are actually squaring off on Sunday at Gillette Stadium and while Messi and Co. have been up and down all season relative to expectation, we’re sticking with our rule to back the most talented team in the league at plus money when we get the chance.
Goal Scorers
Every week we’ll pick a few of our favorite goal scoring options in the betting market. Here are the Week 34 shouts.
Evander +160
Bruno Damiani +160
Christian Ramirez +280
Przemyslaw Placheta +750
Morgan Whittaker +230
Philip Zinckernagel +310
Josh Sargent +200
German Berterame +250
Peyton Miller +270
Heung-Min Son +150
Mateusz Bogusz +300
To Score Or Assist
Cavan Sullivan +145
Eduard Lowen +165
Results
Last Week: +6.57 U
2026 Season: +6.13 U
